PORNDUDECASTING – Harley Haze and Porn Dude Write the Perfect Script

You ever get the wrong package dropped off at your door? It’s usually a pain in the ass, but in my case today, Harley Haze was my delivery driver, and she was quick to fix her mistake. “I messed up, this is Mr. Smith’s box,” she said, “but I have yours. See? Look. It says Porn Dude.” I think the girl was a little starstruck by meeting a real filmmaker, and started asking about the script I was working on. “It has to do with that?” she asked, eyeballing the double-ended purple thing she’d just brought me. “Is it supposed to be turning me on a little bit?”