Naomi Ryder Gets a Big Hard Surprise from Porn Dude Casting

You ever forget something really important? That happened to me recently, a certain sensual holiday slipping from my mind as I traveled the globe doing porn stuff. I figured I had a little time to run back out and grab a present, but Naomi Ryder got the jump on me. “Happy Valentine’s Day, babe,” she said, greeting me with a smile and that beautiful rack. Fortunately, I’ve learned a thing or two about improv over the years, and I was endowed with a certain gift, available to give whenever.